Conversation #1
Julian: Look what I got from school mommy! (holds up toy dinosaur)
Coleen: Julian, you know that belongs in school. We'll have to return it on Tuesday.
Julian: Ok
Next Day: Coleen enters Julian's room and finds 10 toy dinosaurs
Coleen: Julian, where did these toy dinosaurs come from?
Julian: From school!
Coleen: Sigh (he's been putting one in each pocket and bringing them home for weeks)
Conversation #2
Melvin: How was your day?
Coleen: Pretty good, you know, usual tantrums...
Melvin: Cool, what should we have for dinner?
Coleen: I don't care, what are you in the mood for?
Melvin: OMG! This guy just took all his clothes off on the 2nd floor of that building! (hands over eyes)
...gotta love floor to ceiling windows!
Conversation #3
Julian: I have to go pee pee mommy!
Coleen: Okay, let's go. Do you want to try peeing standing up?
Julian: No, I don't want to pee pee standing up. I'm a girl. Big girls pee pee sitting down.
Coleen: Sigh
Update: Julian started peeing standing up this past Sunday! PHEW!
