United Airlines...

BLOWS!!!  We must all come together and take them down!


LAX is the worse airport on the planet (after Madrid)!


I hate pumping in public bathrooms and conference rooms!


BREEEAAATHE!!!

...this was all made better by...my Jenny McCathy sighting at LAX!!  I'm a HUGE fan!  She cracks me up and I think every pregnant woman on the planet should be required to read Belly Laughs.  I didn't have the balls to tell her though :(